Not only does the new Magic Wand mean you’re no longer tethered to a wall, but it’s also lighter and quieter while still maintaining the same powerful rumbly vibrations women have been relying on for 47 years. Attachment heads for more direct clitoral stimulation and penetration are also sold separately, so you can always pimp your wand out later like an after-market car stereo. And don’t worry, there’s still a plug-and-play option if you neglected to charge it but need an orgasm, like, now.
While it may look like some sort of pore extraction machine from Sephora, the Womanizer is actually legit AF when it comes to new sex toy tech. This toy creates a seal around your clit and then sucks and vibrates for an experience that’s as #real as you can get to oral from a machine. Sure, it looks kinda cheesy, but considering you’re basically getting your hands on a rechargeable cunnilingus machine …¯_(ツ)_/¯.
Not only is the blooming flower design of the Iris super pretty to look at (masturbating with a flower is girly AF and I love it), but those ridges feel great in your vagina. This toy is big at 9 inches long, but it’s still quiet and operates on a few different modes so you can make sure you get the best orgasm possible. The tip is curved for some really great clit stimulation, and then those fake vibe petals feel great if you’re into internal stimulation. It’s also rechargeable, which is truly ?.
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The Eva is the first hands-free vibrator that works without being strapped on or tucked into lingerie. Instead, you tuck the arms under your labia and position the motor over your clit. ?Wearable orgasm on the wings of the Eva, y’all.? Rechargeable via USB (you know, in case you need to put your 50,000 iPhone USB bricks to good use), waterproof, and so cute you could probs throw it on your desk at work and get away with telling people it’s a paperweight from the MoMA store or something. (Not that that should actually matter when choosing a sex toy, but I feel like caring about the #aesthetics of your orgasm is something pertinent to making sure you are truly living Your Best Life™.)
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I know this little thing just looks like a pretty, pink rock, but it’s so much more than that. The sleek shape fits easily and compactly in your hand, so you don’t struggle to hold it against your clit (which would be distracting AF), and you can easily control the angle. It charges fast, and it has five significantly different vibration speeds and patterns so you can truly customize your orgasm. Also the silicone is super soft, like holding a pillow to your clit.
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As seen in Broad City, this bullet shaped vibrator is anything but basic. It’s got rumbly powerful vibrations that are perfect for targeted clit stimulation and it’s small enough that you can easily use it during intercourse without having to, like, Make It a Thing™ that you’re bringing toys into the bedroom. (As someone who has lugged a Magic Wand between boroughs only to have the act of finding an open wall socket ruin the mood, this is ?very? important.)
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Besides looking like those tangly stress things they sell at museum gift shops, the Picobong Transformer is actually kinda amazing. Two vibrators on each end mean that this baby can be a rabbit vibrator, clitoral massager, cock-ring, G-spot stimulator, prostate massager, and more. It’s like the swiss army knife of double-ended vibrators, or the convertible pants of vibrating double-ended dildos. Five for the price of one! Party!
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This attachment fits over the head of your electric toothbrush and transforms it into a discreet but powerful external vibrator. Since pretty much everyone and their mom has some iteration of that one Oral-B toothbrush, this is great for beginners who want an inconspicuous sex toy without having to, like, carry around a translucent pink suction cup dildo.
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Whether you’re looking to ~make a statement~ or are just the sort of person who needs the convenience of literally wearing your vibrator around your neck (we’re all that person sometimes, TBH), the Vesper has you covered. It’s designed to look like an actual piece of jewelry and fits in the palm of your hand. If you’re worried something that tiny won’t be enough to get you going, this is one of the strongest clit vibes out there. Maybe it’s something about that metal on skin contact, or maybe it’s the three settings this little guy operates on, but it’s great for a really strong clit orgasm. Get you a vibe that can do both (make you orgasm and double as a sleek piece of jewelry).
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However, if you are in the market for a translucent pink suction cup dildo, may I recommend the Morning Wood Dildo in pink? It’s got a slight curve to hit all your sweet spots and the suction cup on the bottom means you can attach it onto your shower walls and ride it while stimulating your clit/deep conditioning your hair. Plus if the idea of coming home and seeing this beautiful pink dildo attached to your shower walls doesn’t make you smile, then TBH what will?
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The only problem with the Ora 2 is that it’s probably better at giving oral sex than your actual human partner. I know, I know, it looks like a weird space disk, but behind the soft silicone is a tiny little ball that moves around to whatever pattern you choose (there are plenty to pick from) and simulates an actual tone. And the whole dang thing vibrates as well, so you’re just about promised a crazy strong orgasm every single time. Basically this thing is like the robot version of a human mouth you never knew you wanted. And, of course, it’s rechargeable.
Love Honey | Lauren Ahn
Yup, that rubber band on there is totally intentional, and not because someone failed to completely unwrap the packaging. At the heart of it, this is a rabbit vibrator that will provide dual external and internal stimulation that when paired with the band also adds powerful stimulation to your labia, clit, and perineum during play too. You can experiment around with the band to see what feels best for you, but with so many options, you’re pretty much guaranteed to have an incredible orgasm from any angle.
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This is not your average vibrator. The Stronic Drei (say that five times fast!) actually thrusts in and out to stimulate PIV sex. While the ridges may look strange at first, they come in pretty clutch as clitoral stimulation to help you orgasm. There are 10 settings too, ranging from light thrusts to OMGWHATISHAPPENINGILOVEIT. Rechargeable and waterproof too so you have ~options~.
Babeland | Lauren Ahn
Real talk: I once had a friend who said this strange question-mark looking toy “changed her sex life completely” and then produced actual tears when she failed to remember to bring it with her on a weekend trip. If you’re looking to explore the ~*MyThiCaL*~ act of female ejaculation, this toy paired with a clitoral vibrator is your best bet. The scoop shape and bulbous tip are great for hitting the über sensitive top of your vagina, and the battery on this one lasts for a continuous two to three hours.