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17 Jokes That Are Way Too Real For People Who Get UTIs


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Me: in bed tired, comfortable and ready to sleep My bladder:

– abéy (@abedelrey)

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*finally finds comfiest position in bed* bladder: so you’re not going to believe this

– bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424)

7.

No, YOU didn’t tighten the cap on my urine sample

– Wolfmann (@wolfmannjr)

10.

*my casket slowly begins lowering into the ground* me, knocking from inside: “Wait, I have to pee.”

– De Nada Donna (@Donna_McCoy)

11.

ME: I need to pee really bad TEACHER: can you hold it? ME: probably not. my hands aren’t very good at retaining liquid

– trev (@sploosk)

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Tagged: uti, bladder, health, pee, science, uk science, ukhealth, urinary tract infection, why tho

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