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How Many Of These Secretly Gross Things Have You Actually Done?



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    1. Picked your nose.
    2. Picked your nose and flicked it.
    3. Picked your nose and ate it.
    4. Picked your nose and wiped the bogies on whatever was closest.
    5. Peed in the shower.
    6. Peed in the bath.
    7. Peed in the sink.
    8. Peed yourself because you couldn’t be bothered to find a toilet.
    9. Not washed your hands after going to the toilet.
    10. Not showered for over 36 hours.
    11. Used someone else’s toothbrush.
    12. Slept in your bed without sheets.
    13. Not changed your sheets for over two months.
    14. Not changed your sheets for over a year.
    15. Farted and dutch ovened your own self.
    16. Eaten something off the floor.
    17. Eaten something off the floor that has visible fluff or hair stuck to it.
    18. Gone a full day without brushing your teeth.
    19. Used the same towel for over a week.
    20. Eaten something messy or greasy and then just wiped your hands on whatever was nearest.
    21. Had a runny nose and wiped it using your sleeve.
    22. Smelled clothes off the floor to see if they can be worn again.
    23. Including underwear.
    24. Worn dirty clothes again despite visible stains and food crust.
    25. Worn underwear two days in a row.
    26. Worn socks two days in a row.
    27. Left dirty dishes in the sink overnight.
    28. Left dirty dishes in the sink for more than a few days.
    29. Found rotting food in your bedroom.
    30. Found rotting food in your bag/coat pocket.
    31. Not washed your hands before putting in contact lenses.
    32. Bitten your nails.
    33. Bitten your toenails.
    34. Used a bit of broken nail to dig the dirt out from another nail.
    35. Thrown up and then kissed someone.
    36. Kissed someone knowing they’ve just thrown up.
    37. Scratched your bumhole.
    38. Scratched your bumhole then smelt your fingers afterwards.
    39. Rubbed your armpits and smelled your hands to see if it smells.
    40. Peeled off some dead skin and rolled it between your fingers marvelling at it.
    41. Chewed on said dead skin.

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