If you live, sleep and breathe Psyonix’s car soccer-on-steroids game Rocket League, there’s a product out on the market that you’re going to want to sit down to hear about. Are you sitting? Good. You can now purchase your very own Rocket League stress ball based on the very one you play with in-game.
The six-inch stress ball runs you $16 and looks just like the coveted in-game item, and if you’re one of those creative types, you could even possibly use it with remote-controlled cars to create your own Rocket League extravaganza in the privacy of your own home. Just think about how much fun you could have holding your own homegrown tournaments! Moreover, if you suffer a crushing defeat or something to that effect, you’ve got something safe to take all that anger out on. Don’t pretend you don’t typically just scream into or punch a pillow or something. This is much healthier, you see.
You can also opt for a smaller size of the Rocket League ball that’s about three inches wide as well as an even smaller, two-inch wide keychain version that you can take with you wherever you go. Because you can be sure that no matter wherever you find yourself, there are probably some Rocket League fans around that you can start up a conversation with. The holidays are coming up, too, so you might want to stockpile a few for everyone on your Rocket League team, or just to hand out to spread the word about the game.
That’s not all the merch you can cop as a Rocket League fan, however. There’s a whole variety of items you can purchase from the official store, ranging from baseball caps, T-shirts, and hoodies to coffee mugs and mousepads. The replica ball is up for grabs right now, and you can purchase it here.